You are not one of the guys...
Pretty, but extremely dirty
A date with a damn fine ass
She's in hypersexual drive
She calls it dedication
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She takes heavy duty usage
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
It's time to swipe the v card, bro